If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Here comes my favorite...
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."
